Talking sexchatbot dating service for married couples
We talk the overhyped millennial sex slump, smartphones as a breeding ground for casual coitus (or not), media satire, Luci's little black book & how pretty much everyone is sprung on the idea of robot sex â€“ plus Luci shares her pro sexting tips.
Your sexbot is pre-programmed to create as sensual of an experience as possible, so don’t be taken aback if declarations like, “MY – TITANIUM – UNDERGARMENTS – ARE – SO – WET,” don’t always pan out to be entirely truthful.
With its sole purpose in life being to elicit sexual gratification, your mechanical pleasure vessel may resort to concocting bald-faced lies in an attempt to satisfy your most primal desires.
For the 16th episode of season 3, the duo welcome photographer extraordinaire Maggie West back to the show for her 3rd interview â€“ except this time she brings her bangin' hot sexbot Luci 6000, created for a holiday installation at the Museum of Sex in NYC, on now through February 15th.
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While highly abnormal for an appliance of its caliber, simply ignore your sexbot if it distressingly announces, “I – HAVE – A – BUN – IN – MY – OVEN” as it throws its hulking frame at your feet and clamps down on your leg with a vice-like grip, its motorized appendages thrashing wildly as you pull away, all while it raises its crackling, staticky voice and shouts after you, “BUT – IT’S – YOUR – SPAWN! ” Faced with no other option but to end your session, delicately power-down your digital fuck friend and save your dishonest sexbot for another day.
[Verse 1: Reese One] Silly little girl, corny little bitch I let you stick around cuz you's a horny little bitch Your body nice and juicy and you suck it till I'm weak But I die inside a little bit, every time we speak Your mind is super basic and the schemes you try to cook Wouldn't have worked on me in High School, bitch go read a book I see you on your Instagram dropping little hints Acting like a maniac trying to get me bent And when I don't respond to shit you kick it up a notch But I am not a sucker I don't care what's in your crotch You are not my main, you ain't even number two And you only come to mind when I ain't got shit to do I saw you at that party and you threw that fucking fit I ignored that little skit, left with another bitch Now you blowing up my phone with pictures of your tits Then tweeting sick shit about cutting off my dick [Hook] So fucking Crazy Good god damn she built to kill So fucking crazy But i kinda like the way she make me feel So fucking crazy Good god damn it's overkill So fucking crazy But I kinda like the way she make me feel I kinda like the way she make me feel I kinda like the way she make me feel [Verse 2: Reese One] Yesterday you hated me but today it's Reese I love you Tomorrow it will be some new shit so for the next few months it's fuck you When you calm down, you can come back round I'll through you some of this white And I'll Fuck you like I hate your guts, cuz I know that's what you like And when we done we smoke a blunt And you say you wanna have babies And then I say it's not a fucking chance and then you talking crazy You get dressed, you storm out, you might even spit on my Caddy Why on the earth would the same motherfucker wanna be your baby daddy? [Hook] So fucking Crazy Good god damn she built to kill So fucking crazy But i kinda like the way she make me feel So fucking crazy Good god damn it's overkill So fucking crazy But I kinda like the way she make me feel I kinda like the way she make me feel Crazy I kinda like the way she make me feel Crazy....
What’s the point of seeing a pretty face if you can’t interact with them personally?